Bahan ko Love Letter
>> Thursday, January 12, 2012
Exam hall me..
ek dost likh raha hai
doosra chilla raha hai-
kutte kuch bata de
pehla dost-
mujhe khud kuch ghanta
aata hai?
doosra-
to kya saale apni behan ko
love letter likh raha hai
Santa ka Honeymoon
>> Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Honeymoon se lauta santa bada pareshan tha
Banta ne poocha: kya hua itne pareshan kyu lag rahe ho?
Santa: baat hi kuch aisi hai... suhaagraat ke agle din jab main utha to apni aadat ke anusaar maine takiye ke neeche 1000 rupaye rakhe aur bahar cigarette peene chala gaya... fir mujhe yaad aaya ki main to honeymoon pe aaya hoon... main fatafat hotel lauta
Banta: fir kya hua?
Santa: hona kya tha? usne mujhse kuch kaha hi nahi... maine socha use kuch pata hi nahi chala
Banta: fir to bahut badhiya hua
Santa: Yehi to nahi hua... usne takiye ke neeche se kewal 700 rupaye nikale aur 300 mujhe wapas karte hue boli: main apni rate se jyada nahi leti
Papa aur Padosan
>> Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Baccha: mummy maine papa ko bagal wali aunty ke saath park me dekha
mummy: kya kar rahe the dono wahan?
baccha: wo ek dusre ko kiss kar rahe the
mummy: yahi baat papa ke saamne batana
baccha: theek hai mummy
Sham ko dinner ki table pe mummy boli:
beta tum subah kya bata rahe the?
bachcha: papa bagal wali aunti ke saath wahi kar rahe the
jo aap roj dopahar uncle ke saath karti ho jab papa office jaate hain
Teacher aur Chumma
>> Monday, January 9, 2012
Teacher: Chumban bahut khatarnaak hota hai
student: kaise?
teacher: is se ek baar me chalis hazar virus
transfer ho jaate hain
student: iska koi ilaaz hai kya?
teacher: nahi iska koi bhi ilaaz nahi hai
student: par mere paas iska ilaaz hai
teacher: wo kya?
student: chumban ko wapas kar do
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