Bahan ko Love Letter

Exam hall me..

ek dost likh raha hai

doosra chilla raha hai-

kutte kuch bata de

pehla dost-

mujhe khud kuch ghanta

aata hai?

doosra-

to kya saale apni behan ko

love letter likh raha hai

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Santa ka Honeymoon

Honeymoon se lauta santa bada pareshan tha

Banta ne poocha: kya hua itne pareshan kyu lag rahe ho?

Santa: baat hi kuch aisi hai... suhaagraat ke agle din jab main utha to apni aadat ke anusaar maine takiye ke neeche 1000 rupaye rakhe aur bahar cigarette peene chala gaya... fir mujhe yaad aaya ki main to honeymoon pe aaya hoon... main fatafat hotel lauta

Banta: fir kya hua?

Santa: hona kya tha? usne mujhse kuch kaha hi nahi... maine socha use kuch pata hi nahi chala

Banta: fir to bahut badhiya hua

Santa: Yehi to nahi hua... usne takiye ke neeche se kewal 700 rupaye nikale aur 300 mujhe wapas karte hue boli: main apni rate se jyada nahi leti

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Papa aur Padosan

Baccha: mummy maine papa ko bagal wali aunty ke saath park me dekha

mummy: kya kar rahe the dono wahan?

baccha: wo ek dusre ko kiss kar rahe the

mummy: yahi baat papa ke saamne batana

baccha: theek hai mummy

Sham ko dinner ki table pe mummy boli:

beta tum subah kya bata rahe the?

bachcha: papa bagal wali aunti ke saath wahi kar rahe the

jo aap roj dopahar uncle ke saath karti ho jab papa office jaate hain

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Teacher aur Chumma

Teacher: Chumban bahut khatarnaak hota hai

student: kaise?

teacher: is se ek baar me chalis hazar virus

transfer ho jaate hain

student: iska koi ilaaz hai kya?

teacher: nahi iska koi bhi ilaaz nahi hai

student: par mere paas iska ilaaz hai

teacher: wo kya?

student: chumban ko wapas kar do

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